Fake tan advice

Hi! I’m naturally ghostly pale, and I hate it. I feel my best when I’m tanned (like not intense tan, like the results of a 2week+ holiday somewhere warm) but fake tan never works on me. It looks like tiger bread and it’s awful. I have tried washing it off after an hour, 5 hours, 10 hours etc and nothing works. It always either disappears or looks awful, like dirt. Can someone give me a good affordable fake tan product I could use (I haven’t got any skin issues but my skin can be sensitive sometimes, and I haven’t drier skin) and how to apply it, and what to do before and after I apply it. Thank you!